I was feelin' kind of silly br From me head down to me toes br As I couldn't tell the difference br 'Tween me elbow and me nose br br I had put me socks upon me ears br And me hat upon me bottom br And me shirt was tied around me waist br As for pants...I haven't got em! br br I'd put gloves upon me tootsies br One was blue and one was red br But I hadn't found me undies, br Since I'd gotten out of bed br br You may ask where I am going, br And if this poem is just a lark br But the moral of this story...