While standing high up on a step ladder br Cutting my hedge with a pair of shears br A nosey neighbour stepped into my garden br I almost fell br When he startled me br Unexpectedly he appeared br From behind my well craft arch br Gossiping words I didn't want to hear br I continued with my duel br While he nattered away br Chatter chatter chatter br Half way down br Natter natter natter br Almost finished br Moan moan moan br I'm done br I turned and thanked him br For helping me get my hedge done br Still he continued to mutterbr br suzan gumushbr br