Flying saucers br br We walked on Durdum down that`s the northern side of town br It was summer there was a sprinkling of snow br When way up to my right I saw a most unusual sight, br What the experts call a UFO. br br It was silver, not too large shaped a little like a barge, br But not so long, perhaps a little rounder. br I said to the misses, “What a bleedin turn up this is. br You tell your friend of this and you`ll astounded her. br br Well the thing it landed then and a hundred little men br Jumped out and started tearing at our clothes. br The wife said, “It`s my guess they want us to undress, br But why they want us to do that god only knows”. br br She took off her skirt and I took off me shirt, br And soon there was no stitch between us, br There was I handsome sod stood like some Greek god br While the wife looked as armless as Venus. br br Their chief he said, “What`s that”? I said, “D`you mean that”? br And he grabbed it with a vice like grip. br I shouted, “Bloody hell”, `twould make any feller yell. br I said, “Let go of that, that`s my space ship”. br br He said, “Don`t be daft that aint no space craft, br That`s too small to take you to the stars”.