Atop windswept, telescope-spangled peaks, br astrophysicists interpret supernova explosions, br predicting widespread tulipmania preceding depravity. br br Heliotropes co-opt Apollo's photonic splurge. br Saxophones erupt, spouting elliptical arpeggios. br Harpsichords loop spirophonic tapestries br upon rooftop amphitheaters. br br Upended spatulas spin, disrupting hyperspace. br Parachutes whisper plutonium's scripture, br imploded temptress's psalm. br br Republican politicos implement Operation Gipper: br Presidential replicants wallop dyspeptic poodles, br shar-peis, lazy whippets. br br Unimpeachably warped pachyderms br spray tapioca, splattering hospital vampires slurping plasma; br bicuspid scalpels performing liposuction, rhinoplasty, lithotripsy br upon unsuspecting patients. br br Alphabeteers practice Oulipian wordplay, br cryptically transposing pronouns, catapulting prepositions. br Hyperlinked synapses sprout multiple protuberances: br phalluses, rumps, nipples, proboscises. br br Spielberg dispenses triceratops scallipini, br homespun velociraptor soup. Wampum-happy br cinematographers misrepresent Pocahontas. br br Napoleon plays imperator, contemplating br Pythagoras, hyperbolas, trapezoids. br Oppenheimer's apocalyptic isotopes erupt. br br Copernicus uproots Ptolemy's epicycles, br opening planetary crypts. Plumed serpents br repopulate pyramids; Zapata inspires br peasant uprisings. br br Springsteen spray-paints br Prince's glyph upon souped-up Plymouths. br Rasputin perseveres, spoonfed narcoleptic pap.