Frat boy, br bratboy, br innuendo chat-boy, br why do girlies fall for you? br You’re really too good to be true – br and it’s true - you’re just not you – br br your humdrum face br lacks manly grace; br your ‘slender figure’ br 's much much bigger; br br your cheatin’ heart br has played its part br so what d’you do? you go to br some mag, and steal a photo, br br and say you want a ‘long-term’ br -but boy, is that the wrong term— br br for p’raps the joke’s on you – br she’s doin’ the same thing too! br br * br br but back you go – br you never know, br out there’s a she br for whom you’re He, br the one you’ll give your life for – br (the one you’d leave your wife for..