The Devil decided br One dark dreary day br To have a garage sale.. br He had bills to pay! br br It would seem br He'd collected too many souls br And now, he had stuffed them br In various holes br br He had thought about recycling br But what could be done br With a slimy drug dealer br Or a murdering one... br br So he held a garage sale br Very few came br 'Cept one noteworthy presence br With Universal fame br br Yes, God arrived br And said to Satan br 'I've got room in Heaven... br Their friends have been waitin'' br br Now Satan... br He had second thoughts you see br For giving up to God br Did not bring him glee br br But in the end br The deal was signed br God adopted those souls br Satan left behind br br Now God's plan was this br He was not so naive br After being in Hell, br They would surely believe br br And true enough br They confessed their sin br The pearly gates opened br And beckoned them in br br So the morale here, br Is quite clear, to be sure br One man's garbage... br Is another man's treasure br br By Dee Daffodil (H.