Aggie the Hag, was a wonderful witch, br Who all the children adored br She fancied herself a sorceress br It kept her from being bored br br Aggie practiced for many hours br With her book of magic spells br But in the end, the final result br Was just a lot of bad smells br br She had all the right ingredients br For conjurring up a potion br She mixed eye of newt, and warthog oil br But wound up with hand lotion br br She had tried spells as well br But spells could be quite tricky br For once before she'd done the frog-prince spell br And was left with a prince, quite sticky! br br Aggie wanted to fly through the town, br On her broom, for Halloween night br But once again she was dismayed to find br That heights gave her a fright br br So, on Halloween night, she decked herself, br In all her witchy clothes. br She made herself look spooky, br Right down to the wart on her nose br br She'd been busy in the kitchen, br With one last magic spell.