Notions and feelings br Of spangled delight br Magical insights br And perilous plights br Fabulous fancies br Emotional flights br Cunningly captured br To scroll by my eyes br br The Ineffable effed br With Ingenious craft br Intriguing and colourful br Utterances br The work of the wordies br The clever and bright br Entrance me br Romance me br And heal me tonight br br The page stands before me br A title is clicked br A new page has opened br Revealing a text br br But wait... br br Is this possible? … br br How can it be? … br br There’s a thing called a “fart button” br Blinking at me. br Not subtly winking like stars in the sky br But incessantly STROBING br And blindingly bright br br My pupils reacting br Impossibly challenged br Ten seconds of this br Will do permanent damage br br Great God Almighty br I can’t even see br What could have possessed them br To do this to me br br Is it some kinda mind control br Some kind of add br Or were they just pissed br Or a tad fucking mad br br Like a turd in a restaurant br A crow in choir br A nun in a brothel br An Iceberg on fire br Cocaine in baby food br Or a knife in the back br Some things are just WRONG br And this is like that br br Sometimes the best of us br Make a mistake br Some things are forgivable br Other things ain’t br br How much do I know br To speak out of turn br You might say that I’m young br You might say I’m unlearned br There’s one thing I know br Though I’m younger than you br Even Jesus would never br Forgive what you do br br (Umm... err... apologies to Bob D br from whom I plagiarised the last verse.