I was up at dawn this morning br I was in the mood for walking br I stepped out my doorway br And I walked upon the Earth br br The sky was all about us br And the moon and stars were out br And I felt the Earth responding br As I was stepping out br br It seemed to move away from me br And then come back again br When I pushed a little harder br It responded just the same br br So I tested it methodically br As Galileo might have br Making lots of measurements br And careful observations br br The conclusion’s inescapable br No doubt that I can find br There’s a definite attraction br Between the Earth and I br br So I took it all on board br And it seemed like common sense br If we’re so mutually attractive br Then we should at least be friends br br And so it was agreed we would br And that was just the start br We always help each other br And we’re never far apart br br The Earth and I are lovers now br We romp and play for fun br Me and Earth an item br As we hurtle round the Sun br br So if you feel vague tremors br As you’re lying in your bed br Its me and Earth out walking br We’re the very best of friendsbr br David S Dennisbr br