Blest be the loaves br Which gave thee sight to hear br My song of culinary magnificence. br br Oh balsamic jus! br Drenching the prosciutto br And its latticed asparagus spears br With its bittersweet inky viscosity. br br Oh porcine portion! br Pungent with odours of the gorgeous East; br Herbs aromatique de Provence br And menthe...that je ne sais quoi! br br Oh lemon pie, thou torte of tarty tingles br Dancing like a thousand giraffes br Through my buds of taste - br Pirhouette on your gravelly base. br br Oh chesse, oh kase, oh fromagerie! br Flavoured lard I sing my praise to thee! br Congratulate the oaten vomit br which gushes after the gorging.