I’m no genie or Houdini, br I’m The Famous Rob Kabob. br Hocus-pocus I must focus, br I must think to do my job. br First I get in this position, br While the rat sits very still. br I’m part Shrink and part Magician, br And it takes a secret skill. br People ask, 'Rob what’s your job? ' br But they figure I am joking, br When I tell them I help rats br To stop drinking and stop smoking. br Some rats are such nail-biters, br Still others tend to overeat. br I wave my magic wand 3 times, br And PRESTO my work is complete. br I no longer miss my old job, br Pulling RABBITS out of HATS. br I’m The Famous Rob Kabob, br I pull HABITS out of RATS!br br ToddMichael St.