Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits, br The last time she fed me pig poo and olive pits! br This time was even worse; she cooked a big brown snake! br The food was a nightmare, though I was wide awake! br Caterpillar cornbread, a sliver of liver, br Bumble bees mixed with peas! How can I forgive her? br She force-fed me spiders, a hedgehog and a half, br 'Eat those sweet lizard feet, ' she told me with a laugh. br My eyes ran out of tears, from all this child abuse, br She even made me drink a glass of onion juice! br Poison ivy salad that made my insides itch, br I'm starting to believe that grandma is a witch! br I begged and I begged, but of all the twisted things, br For dessert she brought out some buttered beetle wings. br Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits... br br It's better when she feeds me Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!br br ToddMichael St.