Pet gargoyles grunt and snore and cough, br But sadly you can't turn them off! br The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit, br I cannot bear the thought of it! br They slurp and burp, they howl and growl, br They moan and groan; they smell so foul! br Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas, br Their gas it smells like sassafras! br If you get a gargoyle have no fear... br br From their FARTS you can make root-beer!br br ToddMichael St.