Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, br Had a very shiny nose, br He rolled a great big bifter, br And got very, very, very, very, very stoned, ! br br Up front on Santa's sliegh, br Coz' his nose is very bright, br Rudolph leads the way, br And the chronic gives the flight, br Hey! Hey! br br Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, br Had a very shiny nose, br He ran out of king sized rizla's, br and didnt feel he could go, br br One special night, br Its clearly christmas eve, br Santa prepares to fly, br While the reindeer smoke thier weed br OOOHHH! hohohoo br br All the reindeer say: br 'We love you very much, br You make christmas a better day, br When you roll and pass the bud! br HEY HEY br br Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, br Its christmas time today br Dont do what you did last time br And crash into the motorway! br HEY! HEY! br Merry Christmasbr br Gary McPhailbr br