Can someone please tell me br I'd like to know as well br What gossip a dog catches up on br When around the place it smells br br It sounds very interesting, spicy br The very latest in slanderous news br Because dogs just can't wait to catch up on it br They want to hear the most recent reviews br br If you let them loose from their confines br They'll rush to the nearest news stand br And sniff greedily at the tabloids br In a language we just don't understand br br I would love to be Dr Doolittle br Even if it were only for a day br Because I could listen in as well br And reply with shock 'Oh I say' br br (Sydney, Australia - 2005)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br