Pi: Hey dude! br Pa: Here’s your rusty nail. br Pi: Cool amigo br Pa: So what’s up with you and that beautiful lass? br Pi: She’s my booze partner. How about you? Do you have a booze partner? br Pa: Off course I do. Camellia is her name and whiskey in the jar is the game. br Pi: Are you flyin’ with British Airways? br Pa: Yep, I’m goin’ to Ireland for the holidays. How about you? br Pi: Cool. I’m goin’ to Moscow. There is a vodka contest takin’ place on the 24th. br Pa: What’s the prize? br Pi: It’s 1000lt of any booze every year for the rest of your life. br Pa: Do you any chances in winning? br Pi: Nope. But it will be fun. br Pa: I see br Pi: So where are you goin’ in Ireland? br Pa: Dublin, Cork, Dingle and Galway. br Pi: That’s great amigo br Pa: I have to go cause I’ll lose my British Airways flight. br Pi: What’s your flight number? br Pa: It’s BA2345. br Pi: Mine too. br Pa: How can it be? br Pi: Well you see I’m the pilot of that flight and I’ll make a quick stop in Moscow for the contest. br br Let’s booze boogie ladies and gentlemen…..