(You must burp each time you read the word BURP in this poem!) br br I’m Twindelton Twerp, I’m King of the Burp; br Folks come from near and from far. br They pay in advance, all for the chance br To meet a real burping star. br I burp so loudly, I burp so proudly, br I live for the cheers and stares. br I burp at churches and talent searches, br At festivals and at fairs. br I burp for birthdays, Easters and Earthdays, br Anybody can hire me. br I burp so wondrous, so strong and thunderous; br They can’t help but admire me! br I get lots of cards and fancy awards, br And they all agree I’m great! br I’m Twindelton Twerp and I love to burp! br br So why can’t I get a date? br br From the book: 'A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids' By: Todd St. Pierre br www.LouisianaBoy.combr br ToddMichael St.