It’s like a year book and the Cheapskate Pawnbroker reads the pawn receipts with his magnifying lens. br He knows the beautiful widow never redeems her articles and he remembers her previous visits with pleated magenta gown that resembles his deceased wife. br He seeks her address and he wants to inform her immediately; “This year is going to be finished very soon. Madam, I hope the coming year is much better for you. br Your valuable Jewelry stuck in my place since a long time. br I never thought that the loneliness is such a great disaster. br I offer you a Christmas Bonanza and I would like to see you in my solitary premises as soon as possible. br You can wear your worth ornaments without any hesitation. br My lonely soul really likes your photogenic starry-eyes and I humbly believe that I am heterosexual.” br He posted the letter in the near by mail box and opened his mouth widely and drew a long breath.