I'm just a little heifer br From a bitty cow town. br I'm fresh off the bus, Cowboy, br Will you show me around? br - br Why, howdy-do, pretty Missy, br Ah gots a dandy plan. br Jus' let me take your sweater, br Yer in very good hands. br - br Thanks kindly, it's scorching, and br I hanker for a rest br (He's OH so strong and manly!) ... br Can you show me where's best? br - br There's a warm hayloft, Honey, br Down the road a lil' piece. br If you want, Ah'll lay down too, br Let's share some sweet release... br - br Whoa, son, I've seen it done some br By rutting animals! br And it don't look much like fun - - br Them poor cows and big bulls! br - br Nowww, Sugar, don't you fret none - br You ain't NO way no cow! br But you bet, I'm a big 'un - br And that ain't no BULL, no how! br - br Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... Welllllllllllllllllllllllll.......... br - br Then boy, pleeeease ride me hard like br Those broncos that you break. br I've got a LOT of spirit... br Do you have what it takes? br br - br br That filly, she was ripe, and br His jeans was fit to bust... br He unzipped them, she swooned, then br They kicked that hay to dust! br br Lo, by noontime next day on, br When all was said and done, br He'd roped, tied n' branded her... br She'd cleaned his pearly gun! br br Nows her n' him are hitched, they br Play 'Bang 'Em Up' alllllll night, br Feeding each other sugar br They trick-ride, holding tight.........