Uncle Malcolm br never married br Bought a house in Carlton br round the turn of the century br without electricity br or running water br br Uncle Malcolm br never had a job br Invented ink in his spare time br Sold the patent br to Collies br who made a mint br br Uncle Malcolm br walked to the cemetery br every morning br to fill a bucket br from a tap br by the gate br br Uncle Malcolm br didn't have a bath br When Mum laid him out br she said his skin br was beautiful br and soft like a baby...