There once was a mouse br Who lived in our house br That ate all the cheese and custard br That was until we found Busted br br He was a cat that had done the rounds br With at least one hundred hounds br His tail was quite bent br His ears they were lent br br He was quite slim br When we found him br Though around the town br He was no clown br br He very soon earnt his keep br Catching that mouse while we were asleep br Watching him play with his catch br We knew there would never be a match.