He sat doon in the railway car br Adjacent, there sat a young lassie. br Was it joost the beer that he’d drank at the bar, br Or did she huv a helluva chassis? . br br He stifled a cough, once the train had set off br As her actions were raising some issue. br Much to his unease, she would frequently sneeze br Then wipe twixt her legs with a tissue! br br Now several times she committed these crimes br Was she serious or was she jokin’. br He was left in nay doot, when she wrang the thing oot br Efter ten wipes, the hanky was soakin’! br br “I’m sorry tay ask, but I coodnay but notice br when yer sneezing, wee lass, whit ye day next is no nice.” br br “I’ve a medical problem, the strangest disease, br which means I orgasm, whenever I sneeze.” br br “I see” so he said. Her plight clear in his head.