My list of things to do br just seems to keep growing longer. br Keep your office clean, br make Bill's coffee stronger br take your real estate test br do a few more rep's in the gym br eat less sweets and drink br more water. br Feed both dogs at separate times, br but walk them both together. br Find the phone, br then answer the phone, br screen your calls for creditors. br Read more books, br watch less television, br get to bed at a decent hour br so you can wake up earlier, br but not too early. br Wash the car, the clothes, the hair, br and last night's eyeliner off your tired-looking eyes br so that you may run out the door br to make it to work just 5 minutes late br and make a mental note 'tomorrow, shoot for 4' br friends' birthdays February 22,23, and 24th br buy Hallmark cards br in case they actually check the backs br like they do in the commercials - br just as an added precaution. br Taxes, phone bills, br car insurance, rent. br Don't forget to water the plants br and feed the fish (too late on the fish) br make mental note to clean the tank br and find a suitable replacement br before you are discovered br and deemed the killer. br Paint the living room, br buy a new lock, br chastize the puppy for eating br your brand new Jimmy Choos. br br Now do all this while patting your head br and rubbing your belly br and finishing up your br midterm paper which br is due tomorrow, of course. br br Don't forget to take time to br stop and smell the roses br because I'm sure you can br fit that in. br br And my friends wonder why I drink.