Guillym was five. br Talked to himself br all the time. br br Bright too br - as a shiny coin. br Bit of a bush lawyer, br you might say. br br Nicked a banana br one day at school. br Stuffed the whole lot br into his mouth. br Then tossed the skin. br br The teacher saw him. br 'Guillym...' br 'Put it in the bin! ' br br 'Why should I? br 'It wasn't my banana...