uuuiiie – that’s not fair br How can I display my fabulous flair br So you think ywkqzjx is better br Believe me, this is not a good string of letters br br A few consonants and vowels is all I ask br So that I am not given such an impossible task br uuuiiie – what kind of joke is this? br This game is not one that I’ll reminisce br br There’s nowhere to go, the board’s all blocked br Into Scrabble hell we’ve all been locked br There’s Double Words galore way over there br But we’ve got all tightened up in this little square br br I thought playing Scrabble was supposed to be fun br With letters like jxinaing, wtaiesr or tuodone br Placing them down on the board with élan br Seven letters at once, strategically planned! br br Covering two triple word boxes all in one go br Then you could just sit there happily and crow br But what’s with this uuuiiie br I’d rather be falling over and skinning my knee br br (Sydney, Australia - 2007)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br