My mother in law loves flower br This is our trial br My wife in denial br As she plants a flower br br She has a brown thumb br This makes me glum br For she can’t even grow a plum br br She has plastic flowers br And those took a powder br Poor plastic flower br br A flower needs water br To give it power br She forget this every hour br That is why her flowers are powder br br Her plastic flower had power br Until it's last hour br The vase did tower br As it was full of water br Poor plastic flowerbr br Keith Wellsbr br