What we women have to endure br to present ourselves and look demure br br The younger and the lovers prefer br lacy, lusty, levelers br br The athletic one are not the fools br they pick the sporty spandex specials br br Then we have the problem of sizes br This presents many suprises br br For those of you who want to look fuller br We have the pretty petite pebble foolers br br At the opposite of the mini moulders br we have the over the shoulder boulder holders br br And for all those mother-to-be confessors br It's the nanny nursing nooky nester br br Then we have the ones who like to be freed br A kinder reminder to wear a binder, please br br But if your really in the need to boast br Wear whatever floats you boats br br br (22 April 2007)br br JoJo Beanbr br