You sit on the loo br & wee br br happily br humming br to your self br br absored br eyes closed, br br I pass through br looking for my misplaced aftershave. br br I dropp to one knee br (as is the custom) . br br 'I love you! br ...will you marry me? ' br br You stop br in mid-flow br br eyes open suddenly wide br br 'Oui...oh...