Ted Sheridan - Ambidextrous Bullshit Artist

Ted Sheridan - Ambidextrous Bullshit Artist

Gorilla Survival Tactics are required br in a world where the left battles the right br and the right excommunicates the left br while the center eats its own..... br When I was a young child in school br someone stated that left handed people br are more intelligent than right handed people br as if to imply the majority of people br being right handed were not competent.... br Not wishing to be grouped in either camp br I learned to write with both hands.... br But that did not suffice as I was soon challenged br to prove myself to one side or the other.... br One thing led to another..... br While playing ball....I would throw right and bat left br or shoot from the free throw line as a lefty br and lay up with a deadly right hand dunk..... br But more importantly....much more importantly than anything else..... br I learned to speak out of both sides of my mouth.....


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Uploaded: 2014-11-07

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