Where the sun and stars br will never shine br and it rains upon this world, br that's where I left my love life br cause I'l never have a girl. br br So what was Cupid thinking br on that day he lost his aim, br when he shot me down in Mexico br just for looking at the maid br br Now I should have closed my eyes br and I was a fool to have ever looked, br but she was such a pretty girl br and I was such a schnook br br So I got myself a dictionary br and I practiced all my lines, br for I was gonna sweet talk her br and she would soon be mine br br And I got her in my room! br br and I got her on my bed! , br I looked into her big blue eyes br and from my dictionary I read - br br 'Yo te quiero como un perro', br I whispered in her ear.