The fairy tale says, br that every time you kiss br a frog or is it a toad, br it turns into a prince or a princess, br depending on which story you have heard. br I thought that I would test the theory. br First on a frog, I tried, br but nothing happened there. br Then I grabbed the biggest toad, br gave it a great big kiss as you know. br All I ended up with was a big wart br on the end of my nose. br So if you are looking for a prince or princess, br do not kiss a frog or toad, br because you might end up like me, br with a big wart on the end of your nose.