Bonkers br for br conkers br br he takes on br all comers br br his the biggest bruiser br br soaked for several days br in malt vinegar br br hardened warrior br br smashing all br new comers. br br A smasher...a shiner. br br He calls br his conker br br William br ...the Conquerer. br br Never forget br the day it died br br squashed flat br by his Dad's size 9 br br army boot. br br Buried now br under the same chestnut tree br br it came from br br with full military honours.