The Pub was full to capacity there br A new entertainer had Dave unaware br You see he was picked to sing the Canadian Anthem br But when he lived in Canada it had different words then br br So his wife pointed him out br Dave tried to fake a new route br Sliding under the table to disappear br But the entertainer came near br br Dave said He didn't remember the song br but the entertainer wanted Dave to go along br So he picked 'Danny Boy' for Dave to sing br A song with a deep Irish ring br br Except Dave was just a puppet act br HIs mouth moved but the entertainer was in the back br His wife brought out the camera again br But the battery died and up she came br br Right to the stage to asked Dave here br If he could change the battery gear br All the while He's trying to mime br His face turning red and starting to shine br br So for the rest of the trip he became known br As 'Danny Boy' a David clone br But again we have to proceed br to finish the story with more speedbr br JoJo Beanbr br