Another name. Another hat br For Dodgy Dave to add to his stats br If you call him by his name br He may not respond, so let me explain br br You see many years ago br David worked the graveyard shift you know br It was his job to set and operate 3 machines br He hadn't been there long and this sets the scene br br One of the men working there br gave him his new name to declare br He called him 'Fluff' not because of his mane br When asked why, he couldn't explain br (so Fluff it became) br br So through the plant his new name went on br Even when his paycheck was drawn br F. Harris his wage slip was marked br and now this tale takes on a new spark br br It was late for David to return home from work br The wife was worried, maybe a little irked br So she called up and asked for David there br They didn't know who David was...It left her scared br br So she asked to talk to the brother-in-law br He left her with a mind picture to draw br Everything was OK, he's just working overtime br That didn't seem like such a big crime br br David came home and explained about Fluff br And after the story...that wasn't enough br If she ever had to call work again br She had to ask for Fluff....