Look at me, I'm a mah-ve-lous cat. br I'm stalking the elephanormous mouse. br I'm curling my tail, flexing my nails... br Look at them gleam in my pretty-purr paws. br You'd call them claws. br But, oh not me. br I'm a mah-ve-lous cat. br br Heavens to tuna, feed me on time. br I don't get about much outside. br When I gaze at a sparrow br My eyes scrunch narrow... br But for the glass, I'd squirm through the screen. br You'd call that mean. br But, oh not me. br I'm a mah-ve-lous cat. br br Don't think bath, I dislike wet. br I don't like dribbleglop fur. br I thoroughly hate a suds-slinging date... br If I hear the water, I'll tear-carpet-dash. br You'd view me as rash. br But, oh not me. br I'm a mah-ve-lous cat. br br You went to the store, forgot the catnip. br I guess I'll forgive you this time. br I hope by this weekend, my nerves are not shriekin... br Or maybe all blue-pressed, temper up-jumpy. br You'd call that grumpy. br But, oh not me. br I'm a mah-ve-lous cat. br br You muse what it's like to be a cat. br Not all-every human can know. br So, I will tell you, (won't even bell you) ... br It's one part the ham, with overtures of trouble. br A heaping of purr, add inquisitive. Double. br Triple parts 'pet me', then let me lone-be. br Motherhood...God's whiskers! ...blend in carefully. br br And, oh yes, you. br But I've no mood for mush. br I'm sleeping now...HUSH! br br Oh, I'm a mah-ve-lous cat.