He puts on his tin foil hat and straightens the antennas br As he believes it helps him better connect to these alien life forms br Which for the last few months have been inhabiting his attic br He heard them arrive one morning about four a.m. and found it strange br They had no need for using any of his many doors or windows... br He has seen them at night when they thought his eyes were shut tight br But he tricked them by capturing a convincing albeit brief peek br Of what he has come to know and believe are little blue men from Venus br Though he can't be truly sure as he has never yet seen br Any evidence to support the existence of either a vagina or a penis br His neighbors think him mad...