Lobster woman was there br At the bus stop just like before br I'll take the heat for speaking br Too late, for her to have heard br But can you really blame me br I tried my best not to slip, besides br What could she have said br That anyone needed to hear br Everyone stared as usual br Waiting for her to reach up br Pinch the fenders off the bus br I've been thinking about gumbo br Over at Cajun Bob's Diner br She could be friends, maybe br With Jambalaya Janice or Earl br The creme-de-menthe king br Talk about some nice socks br Those guys in the movies br Who can climb the stairs br After taking a couple of slugs br Dive out the window landing br On the badguy's getaway car br Well those guys are pure fiction br You gotta hold pressure, both hands br Hard, trying to handle the bills, still br In a dark theater I could think br I could just sit down for awhile br I'm gonna die laughing if I think of that br Special again...chicken fried chicken br 45th...seven more blocks to St.