What kind of day br Can it possibly be br When you're awoken br At four in the morning br On your day off br By somebody peeing on you? ? ! ! br br Now in case your mind wanders... br I'm not inclined that way! ! br And regardless... br I was sound asleep br And not even capable br Of saying... br 'No thank you! ! ' br br Now...understand... br I'm not naming names... br 'Cause I wouldn't want br To embarass the little guy br (No pun intended!) br br He's more or less forgiven... br More or less... br But he'd better not even think... br Of sleeping in my bed again! br br So...I wonder... br What kind of day br Can it possibly be? ? br br But... br I'm a count my blessings br Kind of girl! br And so... br I console myself br By thinking... br It could always be worse! br Thank goodness br He only asks for a glass of water... br And not prunes...