Hillary Clinton never returned my call br Especially when affronted br About something as silly as her br Recent display of cleavage br I guess even though she only showed br A little more than most men own br It was done perhaps without intention? br And therefore had nothing to do with the comments by br Her very pretty and feminine opposing candidate br John 'The Breck Girl' Edward's wife Elisabeth br Claiming that her husband was more of a woman than Hillary br And just for an extra crushing blow br How about 'She looks like a man in a pantsuit' br Well Hillary I must in all 'honesty' (new word for Liberals) confess br Were I not a contented and happily married man br With a mortgage to pay and a loving sexy wife br I'd place my hands upon your tiny breast br And wrapping my legs around your 'tree trunk' size thighs br I'd hold on and ride you, you sexy thing, for dear life br Like a loyal and abiding 'tree hugging liberal' br In an attempt to save an old forest from the saw br But since you won't return my call br I guess the one thing I wanted you to know br It's not the size of the utter which matters..... br It's how much you tax the cow.... br P.S. br I don't know in some sort of sick and demented way br I'm guessing, I could be sexually attracted to you after all.....