A man of fifty years or better br Approaches the porcelain bowl br Looks down to see his feet br He must now lean forward at such extreme br So as to allow him to see his toes br Just his toes br And when he does br Everything br From his chest to his feet br Including his knees br Are hidden from view br By his large and bloated belly br This means br When he wishes to relieve himself br He must take a seat to the methods br Once used as a youth br Or blindly take aim br From memory br Complicated too by a shaky hand br And a weak stream to fire br At what is now br A much smaller target than before..... br br What with the bad eyes and all.....