In the Kingdom of animal royalty br Where cats and dogs would reign br There’d be no sign of cruelty br Nothing inhumane br br To join, just sign the application br With paw-prints, you’ll prevail br Complete your obligation br With the wagging of your tail br br You’ll never have to wear a leash br As humans are not allowed br Come and go, just as you please br T’would be the cat’s meow br br Coyotes and wolves and dogs and cats br All creatures of the night br Like frogs and turtles and owls and bats br Deserve their Bill of Rights br br Humans are so certain that br Our planet’s their domain br But they also thought the world was flat br How foolishly inane br br So join with us in our freedom fight br For animal liberation br As we strive on earth to set things right br Against human dominationbr br Stanley Cooperbr br