Barry Bonds will break Hank Aaron's home run record br With at least seven hundred and fifty six lifetime trips br Around the baseball diamond.... br I remember Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris br One a drunken gambler and the other a neurotic mess br Pulled his hair out by the handful br All because he couldn't get that sixtieth over the outfield fence br Yeah I'm too young to have seen 'The Babe' play br From what I'm told it was a sight br Heard he was a drunken bad ass br Who didn't gave a crap about what anyone would say br Then there was the Negro League br A bunch of supermen in baseball uniforms br Legend has it some of them pitched perfect games br And many others hammered a hundred home runs a season br Now that's a rap! br Not like now and the rap they put on poor Barry br They claim he juiced his way to the top br Took those growth hormones to shrink his balls br So that he could quickly release his more powerful swing br Look at the size of his head they say it is evidence br Of his abusive nature towards the national press br To all this scandal mongering and to those who perpetrate br That when he breaks the record we must place an asterisk * br Next to his name br Barry...I'm pulling for you my man..... br Not only that but the way this thing works br Even though this write of mine sucks..... br In the end....it's all about the hits! ! ! ! ! ! ! br br br I can hear those PCs smokin' up my totals.......