I don't care br people stare br and really want to laugh br a mystery br but just me br found in their hot bath br br every week br I somehow sneak br into a nice full tub br it's not legit br I should quit br but this addiction I can't scrub br br A hot bath thief br I find relief br don't wanna cause no trouble br but since you're here br would you care br to add a few more bubbles? br br I have my faults: br (love epsom salts, br splash water on the rug) br but my flaws br are still no cause br for you to pull the plug br br nope, can't stay br a clean get-away br the cops think I'm damn lucky br it's funny, but all br that folks recall br is my rubber ducky br br and then one night br ooh, candlelight! br wine and some jazzy tunes br when what appears br but a giant rear br and over me it looms br br I was trapped br you think it apt br at the bottom I near drownded? br twas a horrible fact br please make no cracks br on how I was surrounded br br since that scare br this truth I bare br I've not much muscle power br so now on br baths are foregone br I'll see you in the shower!br br Chuck Audettebr br