expecting everything that comes out of his head br to be f 'in brilliant would be more than a little redundant br in theory if not down right ignorant of the reality br the dim bulb burned brightest at night with a glass of red wine br while the ambient temperature of his brain br was a cool ninety eight degrees and the wine br served only to warm his toes and fingers br both of which were numbed from the neuropathy br of overdosing on alcohol binges intermingled with br poisoned rat treats which were suitable for eating br or breathing in a small but enclosed tomb with a dozen twinkies br (Twinkies will stay fresh for thousands of years) br like the one his remains remain preserved in br and although br the embalming process has not yet been completed br he still looks like a million bucks with his plaster of paris br replica of his spleen and his appendix which were both removed br by an over anxious doctor of medicine br when he was younger and more agile in his ability br to maneuver in and out of traffic jams just outside of san diego br with the aid of a talented twelve string guitarist br and a hemi head two door sedan licensed br in the name of the late james dean and his mother br who had always claimed he was their love child br though his adopted dad insisted howard hughes was his dad br and recalled stories of obsessively long trips to the bank br to cash the checks which were then used to pay br the zombie milkman and the vampire maid..... br both of whom had never met one another.....until now.