A cadet named Hieronymous Sears br went to town but found nothing but queers. br At a weight-watch café br he could not even say br if they wiggled their fronts or their rears. br br When his wife said that sex was still great br and a peaceful and wonderful state, br he felt really flattered br that his little thing mattered. br He was lucky, at seventy-eight. br br A German mechanic named Fritz, br had checked in for a week at the Ritz. br Called the desk for a maid br though 'twas not to get laid, br but to squeeze all the pus from his zits. br br He had just been installed as the Pope. br But next morning was caught smoking dope. br Since the Vatican Rules br state that dope is for fools, br he was soon hanging high from a rope. br br There once was a chancellor named Kohl. br He was fat and had only one goal. br He ate ever'thing fried br and the day that he died br he was buried and filled up the hole. br br At an open air concert in Greece, br a big flock of Canadian geese br in the style of wild birds br dropped a volley of turds. br The conductor got hit by a piece. br br In the tree near the church was a nest br it was comfy and faced to the west. br Said the mischievous bird br a formidable turd br it will hit him and maybe get blessed. br br A young callgirl who'd travelled from France br was attending the Hutterite Dance. br When she drank far too much, br she said 'nobody touch, br 'you must pay for your goods in advance.