Their poems are always about the woods and nature br Each one has an eagle or some kind of a bird mentioned br There are no elves or dwarfs as in real life br Only snow adorned trees and conifer needle covered natural paths br Along the way down to a running brook filled with plastic fish br Where the circus elephants from London take a drink br Their poems are always pretentious and contrived br Like their hyphenated names and their bloated signatures br Which they scribble like scoliotic prostitutes on lines lifted br From other people’s work br Yet they critique the most educated of their peers br With a jury pool mentality developed while drinking beers br Where the loudest most boisterous voices in the pub br Take first prize for being the best bards of literary symmetrical craps br About the woods and natural things like shit….