I turned on the TV and all I could see br Were programs telling me how to be me br Where to go out, how to act when there br What deodorant to use, what clothes to wear br How to cook my food, how to decorate my home br How to make my garden not look like my own br What I should like, what I should view br And what I should never attempt to do br How to make friends but only the right kind br How to expand my knowledge yet close my mindbr br Flying Lemmingbr br