...Actually polish with a furniture polish... br Not use it as an air freshener. br ...Notice the surrounding wildlife... br Pick any room of your house. br ...Finally do laundry... br And separate the colors. br ...Strike up a conversation... br With that wrong number. br ...Assign page numbers... br To the Internet. br ...Watch a special on Hawking theories... br Then call the BBC to argue a point. br ...Write a nonsensical toss-off... br Next day, it still makes sense. br br Forgot to add: Relax! You're absolutely Human...