Loving you br was like getting through to br br ... an automatic menu. br br For Love & Affection – please press 1. br br For Tenderness & Care – please press 2. br br For the feeling that there is someone there – please press 3. br br For to engage with a real human being – please press 4 then the hash key followed by star star. br br Half the time the numbers didn’t work! br br Or left me holding....listening to a bad ersatz version of Britney br ....one more time. br br Every so often a mechanical voice br (was that really you?) br br told me my call was very important to you br & to continue to...hold. br br Or worse…that I was in a queue! br br Yeah loving you... was like listening to the pips br br (put on hold yet again) br br listening to the wallpaper music br & counting how many roses were on a wall br br until finally br ...a voice br br came on and cajoled: br br “... please replace the handset and try again.! ” br br br br ******* br br br ... KEY BE? br br br Loving you was like... br looking at a locked locker br br ...