Some lab rats in Canada’s tundra conducted a study of flaxseed and the benefits br Of snorting it up one’s nose through a three eights of an inch diameter hose br Their conclusion supported that of previous studies conducted in the sixties br By poets Allen Ginsberg and Charles Bukowski who preached anything goes br Ten cold hearted physicists figured out how warm the Earth will become br And based on the Quantum black-body radiation theory which they used br The world as Attila the Hun knew it is doomed br Just as the great Greek poets predicted years before that looser Al Gore br Next Tuesday there will be a press conference held in London’s Albert Hall br Government officials from seventy four countries will be in attendance br To hear the results of the latest studies conducted by the late John Lennon br As to which rock and roll icon contains more holes….